Ever Wonder...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made
with real lemons?
with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour?
Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why that little indestructible black box on an airplane isn't what they make the whole plane out
of?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they're all stuck together?
--If con is the opposite of pro, Congress is the opposite of progress?
--If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
These are just some funny things to think about so enjoy! ! !
Those are awesome! Congress is the oposite of progress.. LOL!
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